To ward off the unfortunate side effects of disorientation and depression (an anachronistic set of emotions traceable to the early stages of human development), a MT (Master Therapist) will design a specificically engineered DC (Drug Cocktail) which can be administered by the SS to the anxious child. Funding is expected from a joint collaboration between Google, Microsoft, the Department of Defense, and the Department of Education. Additional support expected from all 50 states Chambers of Commerce.
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