Festivus Impends! Get Thee Pole Out of Thy Coat Closet!
Just a friendly alert that Festivus impends. Get out the aluminum Festivus pole (no tinsel though; it's distracting). Do not forget that it is on December 23rd, and features the Feats of Strength and Airing of Grievances. (Be sure to recount, in detail, those who have really disappointed you over the last 12 months. You have a lot of problems with these people!)