12/6/07

Four Haikus for the APA (American Philosophical Association) Meeting

APA

Black turtleneck, coat.
Merleau-Ponty, here we go!
Where art Stony Brook?

My book is just out.
See it here, amidst the dreck?
Pity the backlists!

Matrix of tables
Saunter forth, meet your makers.
Pluck you from job hell.

Drunk at the smoker
Sorry chit-chat overload.
Fast! Race up to bed.

12/3/07

Best Spam Subject Line EVER

You all get spam.

But today my spam subject line was one for the record books:

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Now THAT, my friends, is BLISS.

dave

Best Spam Subject Line EVER

You all get spam.

But today my spam subject line was one for the record books:

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I mean, can you dig it?